As a Book, I’m humbled to be the first paperback athlete to stand on all three levels of the podium. I had to clone myself with a 3D printer in order to achieve this. I would like to thank my team*, my coach* and most of all, myself, for getting me here today.
Also, thanks to the National Indie Excellence Awards (gold), the Ben Franklin Award (silver) and the Nonfiction Book Awards (bronze) for allowing a humble Book the fame and adulation it so desperately needs. I am sitting by my email, waiting for the plethora of endorsements to pour in.
*my team = myself
*my coach = myself