Job Posting: US Secretary of Education – Required: Must Send Your Own Kids To Private School

Arne Duncan is stepping down as US Secretary of Education. His kids have attended the Chicago Lab School.  Check it out:

Nice, huh?

John King, former NYS Superintendent of Schools, has been appointed to serve as acting education secretary ’till President Obama’s term runs out.  John King’s kids have attended the private Woodland Hills Montessori School. Voila:

Bucolic, word?

President Obama’s kids attend the private Sidwell Friends School in DC. Herewith:

Pretty awesome, right?  That’s their meeting house.

To those who would apply for the next vacancy in the leadership of US public education:  Make sure you send your own kids to private school. It’s a requirement.

After all, you don’t want them going to this place:

Q.E.D.